The University of Georgia…probably creating a whole army of Pig Warriors
The Pig Fan Revolution Has Begun
November 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment
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Tagged: Georgia Football, Manbearpig, Pig Man
Is Integrity Picking It’s Nose?
November 14, 2009 · 1 Comment
You be the judge. Courage is under fire in this game.
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Tagged: Integrity, South Carolina Gamecocks, South Carolina vs. Florida
A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat FSU
November 14, 2009 · 3 Comments
As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat line, there is A LOT of interest in the launch. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to feature the uniforms as Nike releases Hi-Res previews on the program’s 10 teams. Here we have Bobby Bowden (or is it Jimbo Fisher)’s Florida State Seminoles.
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Tagged: FSU, Nike, Pro-Combat
Daily Bennington
November 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment
You need a little class in your life, so enjoy the daily comedic stylings of Mr. Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show (11-3 on XM 202, Sirius 197…the Official Satellite Radio show of Friends of the Program).
Fez: The Blindside is about the big, black offensive lineman that Sandra Bullock takes in.
Ron: Is his name Precious?
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The O Returns
November 13, 2009 · 3 Comments
We are of YAW YAW YAW…always (photoshop by TZilla)
The invasion is upon us.
The Coach O makes his first trip to Ole Miss since he was mercifully dismissed after three years as head coach…a coaching tenure more significant for its barrage of lampooning and lamenting than for any actual football. For Orgeron, I imagine, the game has great personal significance, Im quite sure he is somewhat bitter about the way he was fired and how the current coaching regime is benefitting from what is perceived to be all his blood, sweat, and tears on the recruiting trail in his three years in Oxford. For Ole Miss fans, the sentiment isn’t nearly as vitriol-filled. Most Rebel fans acknowledge the talent that he brought…guys like Dexter McCluster, Greg Hardy, and Jerrell Powe may have never dressed in Red and Blue had it not been for O’s relentless pursuit, but there in lies the rub, with all that talent, Orgeron could never muster more than the occasional SEC win over Vandy and a slew of moral victories. And for that reason alone, he got fired after 3 seasons. But in those three seasons, college football was blessed with some of the most bat-shit insane stories and half truths about Ed Orgeron the person and head football coach at a BCS institution. And in honor of that sort of insanity, let us welcome the man’s return to Oxford with some of his most significant contributions to Ole Miss football, college football, and high comedy.
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Tagged: Coach O, Ole Miss, V
Cocks Lead The Way in Sexual Health
November 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment
No really, would you have this survey turn out any other way? No. Could it even turn out any other way if it wanted to? Doubtfully. Lucky for the ladies of Columbia, SC the Cocks are the #1 University for Sexual Health in all the land. Go ahead, shout it from the mountain.
According to independent research firm Sperling’s BestPlaces, which fielded the study, positive feedback from students, and resources offered by the University of South Carolina health center helped the school rise to the top.
Since the Trojan Sexual Health Report Card’s inception four years ago, the Gamecocks have finished no worse than 11th in the country.“What really impressed us about the University of South Carolina, and what helped the school’s ranking was the high levels of trust students put in the campus health center,” said Bert Sperling, President of Sperling’s Best Places. “In fact, trust played a pivotal role in this year’s findings with centers that had higher levels of trust in student polls, like South Carolina’s, tending to score much higher.”
Gamecocks? No ‘mam. Safecocks.
And they’ll soon be hanging the National Championship banner in Williams-Brice to prove it.
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Tagged: Cocks, South Carolina Gamecocks
The Program’s Picks
November 13, 2009 · 1 Comment
Every week the the degenerate gamblers who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We are usually completely and totally wrong, blinded by team allegiance, alumni status, and probably a 5th of Makers. That being the case, we’ve enlisted help of professionals…not for the Makers problem, but for the gambling one. The Geek Sheet experts have decided to set us all straight this season. They’ll be here to give you the winners, blow your mind with high level statistical analysis, and shamelessly plug their own site…which is something we have great admiration for. Be sure to check out their site for more. Now, on to the picks…
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Tagged: The Program's Picks, We have a gambling problem
A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat TCU
November 13, 2009 · 4 Comments
As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat Uniforms, there is A LOT of interest in the launch of the line. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to individually feature the uniforms as Nike releases Hi-Res previews on the program’s 10 teams. Showcasing here potential BCS Busters and Horny Frogs of Texas Christian University.
Keep reading →
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Tagged: Nike, Pro-Combat, TCU
A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat Virginia Tech
November 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment
As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat Uniforms, there is A LOT of interest in the launch of the line. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to individually feature the uniforms as Nike releases Hi-Res previews on the program’s 10 teams. Starting here with Frank Beamer’s Virginia Tech Hokies.
Keep reading →
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Tagged: Beamer Ball, Nike, Pro-Combat, Virginia Tech
Play Us Off Elvis(es)…
November 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Play.Us.Off. RebElvis Weekend 2009 was apparently held during the Ole Miss-Arkansas game. Red, White, Blue, Black, and Gold Elvis sing American Trilogy before 10s of fans in the Grove. Too bad they cut the video because it sounded like they were about to go into Crazy Train. Probably not, but it would have been the awesome.
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Tagged: American Trilogy, Ole Miss Football, Rebelvis Weekend
