I cannot send thank you notes written in the nicest of calligraphy to Spencer Hall for introducing “Lawyer Mike” to us all.  Keeper of the legal tenets of the great state of Tennessee by day, R&B crooner and owner of some of the swaggiest Florida Gator swag that has ever dared to swag by night…and on the weekend…praying with his son on the curb in the neighborhood.  I implore, nay, demand you go to his YouTube channel and watch every single one of his videos, and if you are so inclined, head to his website (Hey! William H. Macey!) and his Twitter.

Hate on him if you must, but I bet you don’t own anything as awesome as that leather vest, do you, Hatey McHaterson?

Rick Muscles is out at some exotic vacation locale so I tried to replace the mansomeness as best I could by bringing in FOTP buddy, and proprietor of the new Sports Dumpster,  Jordan Stuckey to talk any and all things Arkansas football.  We delved into the intricacies of playing football in Fayetteville while trying to run a text book pyramid scheme as well as John L. Smith’s entrance into social media.  At some point I explained all of these Arkansas problems using the premise for a Tom Berenger/Treat Williams trilogy.  It was one of those shows.  Enjoy here at 10.  Listen on  demand here.

This may be the best thing to come out of the whole Bobby Petrino fiasco (besides all of the photoshops, those were pretty fun), John L. Smith is now on Twitter.  Thats almost a shame really because I hate to limit a man of such colorful explanations to just 140 characters.

See what happens…I just go away for a couple of days and all ham breaks loose around here.  But, if we learned anything over the past 2 months, its that Arkansas football is a 24 hour news cycle, and sometimes that cycle will crash into a pile of sticks on the side of the road with a blonde with volleyball shorts on the back.  Kudos to Andrew Peterson, Maudrecus Humphrey, and Marquel Wade for reminding us to keep our head on a swivel when covering the Razorbacks…and for reminding us that that whole text book buy back program can be a little tricky at times, and establishing a strong foothold on the Fulmer Cup in the process.

Your humble purveyor of this here site, Bunkie T. Perkins, Esquire is taking a couple of days off from general tomfoolery and jokes about Bobby Petrino’s current lot in life.  I’ll be in New York all weekend so hit me up on Twitter if you are in the area and so inclined to have a drink or 6 at some point over the weekend.  I’ll be back on Tuesday, but in the meantime, let Jim Breuer explain to you the fall of Guns n Roses in 5 minutes or less.

For sale for a mid-major coaching job OBO

If you are in the market for a slightly used but still mechanically sound motorcycle that was really only driven on the weekends during extra-marital affairs that would eventually lead to you losing your multi-million dollar coaching job and becoming the butt of any number of motorcycle/sex jokes for a good month…then do I have a deal for you.  The motorcycle that Bobby Petrino and Jessica Dorrell wrecked outside of Fayetteville can now be yours for a modest bid (current bid is $2,550) .  The listing indicates that the bike is worth $16,000 but needs more than $18,000 in repairs (blonde girl in volleyball shorts sold separately).  It also says that most of the damage is to the front end.  Bobby Petrino concurs with that assessment.

The simple minded and less observant among you are going to look at this picture to your left and marvel at Brian Van Gorder’s mustache.  Those of you with a more sophisticated pallet will idolize the real prize there…those pompadourian locks.  We at Friends with Muscles pride ourselves in being of the more refined lot, so thats why we brought in Auburn blogger The Warblogle to specualte about the amount of conditioner that moan must go through during a season.  We also talked about Auburn’s upcoming season for a minute or two.

Peep it here at 10. Listen on demand here.