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The Program’s Picks

November 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Every week the the degenerate gamblers who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We are usually completely and totally wrong, blinded by team allegiance, alumni status, and probably a 5th of Makers. That being the case, we’ve enlisted help of professionals…not for the Makers problem, but for the gambling one. The Geek Sheet experts have decided to set us all straight this season. They’ll be here to give you the winners, blow your mind with high level statistical analysis, and shamelessly plug their own site…which is something we have great admiration for. Be sure to check out their site for more. Now, on to the picks…

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Ohio State’s Mirror Lake Jump/Swim 2009

November 20, 2009 · 1 Comment

 

For the most part, it looks like a bunch of dudes with a few courageous girls (like these three) splashing around in a freezing pond in Ohio. But it has been known to generate some quite noteworthy photos. So far, nothing too exciting has come out from this year’s jump. Even Busted Coverage’s “coverage” hasn’t generated anything yet, but keep checking there and here because something’s bound to come up later today or tomorrow.

Photo Gallery and Videos (of what we’ve found so far) after the jump…

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NCAA Showdown 11/21/2009 – As Told by LOLCats

November 19, 2009 · 4 Comments

The season is winding down but the LOLZ just keep on coming…

UConn @ Notre Dame 2:30 NBC

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FOTP Vents

November 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

ventlogoI’ll be making another appearance on The Morning Vent in Mississippi’s capitol city Wednesday morning at 9 with sports radio host savants Kev and Jay. Potential topics to include the race for Shreveport, LSU/Ole Miss, and how Sandra Bullock was able to save a large black man from imminent ruin.

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A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat The U (Miami)

November 18, 2009 · 4 Comments

As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat line, there is A LOT of interest in the launch of these new uniforms. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to feature each as Nike releases Hi-Res previews of the program’s 10 teams. Here we have The U known more properly to most as The University of Miami.

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FOTP Live and Loud

November 17, 2009 · 3 Comments

A LSU/Ole Miss Hate Week edition of FOTP Live and Loud airs tonight at 9 PM CST.  Our guest will be Steven Godfrey, Ole Miss legend, proprietor of The Godfrey Show, professional wrestling aficionado, Atlanta Falcons apologist, Lucy Pinder stalker, and noted coonass hater.  Topics to include pretty much everything to do with this weekend’s match-up in Oxford.  Do join us, won’t you.

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Avoiding Shreveport

November 17, 2009 · 1 Comment

Shreveport…when you gotta go, you gotta go

There are very few things more disheartening among SEC than the prospects of spending the bowl season at the Independence Bowl in Shreveport, Louisiana . But a mediocre season and an 8th place finish in the toughest conferences in the land will get you some nice parting gifts and an all expenses paid trip to the Port City. Teams and fans alike are sure to enjoy the oppressive heat, street violence, and…hey look, casinos! But this year it means even more as the shamefully proud Indy Bowl is cutting ties with both the SEC and Big 12, instead choosing to disappoint a whole new batch of fans from the ACC and Mountain West in the coming years. So, its time to get sentimental people! Its the last run in Shreveport for the SEC, so lets make it count! Time to cash in those free Jack Binion’s Horseshoe buffet vouchers before its too late! And to commemorate this last year, every week FOTP will be taking a look at which SEC teams have the best chance of going bowling in East Texas the third most glamorous city in the Bayou State.

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Hate, Hate, Hate

November 17, 2009 · 2 Comments

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The hatin’ is thick over at the Cup.  Corndog and herpes jokes to be plentiful.  FOTP, of course, will be headed up to Oxford for all the Magnolia Bowl activities.  We never miss an opportunity to see the influx of purple and gold jogging suits first hand.   And no, that pimp outfit does not make you awesome, or funny, or awesomely funny, douche.  Hate, hate, hate.

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A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat Ohio State

November 17, 2009 · 6 Comments

As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat line, there is A LOT of interest in the launch. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to feature the uniforms as Nike releases Hi-Res previews of the program’s 10 teams. Here we have the Sweater Vest’s own Ohio State Buckeyes.

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Monday Night Football Steals Kige’s Innocence

November 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

You see what you’ve done Cleveland.  I hope you’re happy Baltimore.  Your Monday Night suckfest has taken the purest of Kentucky’s flowers and sullied those virginal baby blues to the point that he is now entertaining the most prurient of (misspelled) visions rather than watch your programming.   If Kige is vulnerable, what hope do the rest of us have..what hope do the rest of us have.

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