Ryan Perriloux, stealing 80’s WWF gimmicks
The legend of Ryan Perrilloux continues to grow beyond the bounds that we thought possible. Even with his legal troubles involving bar fights, identity fraud, and counterfeiting, he has the uncanny ability (that only the greats like Michaels Irvin and Vick seem to be able to maintain) to still have a heightened sense of his self worth. The story unfolds, in where else, a strip club, via EDSBS
West BR strip joint last week when RP and Shomari Clemons came in. The two of them behaved themselves (evidently smart enough to know that being tigers won’t keep them from getting an ass whipping if they screw up in a bar. Come to think of it, RP has personal experience with that.) RP told the guy that he is still on the team and will be starting QB next fall.
Then as RP is leaving he yells at the top of his lungs “You motherfuckers are looking at the next 60 motherfucking Million Dollar Man!”
Everyone, indeed, has a price.
5 responses so far ↓
DC Madman // March 21, 2008 at 5:23 am |
Does that make Keiland Williams I.R.S? Or Virgil?
Bunkie Perkins // March 21, 2008 at 11:31 am |
I think it makes him Zeus.
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