We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in our office when we ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend.

• Stephan Curry, who we alerted you to in our Tourney preview, drops 70 points in two tournament games and gets Davidson College to the Sweet 16.  Dude is a stone cold killer, an unassuming assassin who takes pleasure in imposing his will on others.  So basically he’s Nico Toscani…without the sweet pony tail.  I fully expected him to scream “You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine!” when he hit that late 3 Sunday.
• Broncos wide receiver versus a television.  Advantage, inanimate object.
• 11 reasons why AC Slater is a big fat puss.  Z Cavariccis and dimples sure to play a prominent role.
• One (and only) good reason to watch the Womens NCAA tourney.
• Appreciating Arkansas’ Steven Hill and his Jennifer Aniston-like hair-do.
• A picture of Darth Vader and Emperor Palpetine at the Florida basketball game.
• The Penn State-Paterno split may not end so well.
• Fine German hops, in a heap on the floor (Bodes well for me finding reasonably priced Nuggets-Mavs tickets for Thursday’s game in Denver)
• Jonathan Papelbon, taking a cue from Tebow from last week, making the Baylor cheerleaders not look so bad after all.  I cannot confirm or deny if she is a Mississippi State coed…for comedy’s sake lets say yes.
• Erin Andrews speaks to her alma mater’s journo department about the rigors of being the object of my affection. Also mentions something about being a reporter.
• Woman of the Week:  Yet another British invasion this week with the ridiculous Gemma Atkinson.  We thoroughly enjoy these candids of Ms. Atkinson, released by her handlers into the wild, left to taunt onlookers and scare nursing infants.

Also just wanted to say thanks and welcome to the throngs of people who have come by the site in the last week.  Stick around, it’ll only get stupider.