My dominatrix starter kit is better than your dominatrix starter kit
By now youve probably seen the new Nike Sparq commercials that feature the likes of LaDanian Tomlinson, Adrian Peterson, Kevin Durant, and some hot soccer chick we dont know because soccer is something 7 year olds are forced to play and not something grown men watch. While the commercials really dont convey what all Sparq entails (maybe it does and we were drinking at the time, who can really say) apparently Uncrate has uncovered the mystery…sort of.
What the hell is all that stuff? Is that athletic training equipment or some sort of toy chest for an aspiring Shanghai Seductress? I am assuming that Nike brand lubricant comes complimentary. Our safe word will be Phil Knight.
(Thanks to a well-manicured Zac for the heads up)
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1 DJ Freelance // Mar 26, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Buyer Beware: Chinese Sex Basket and Parachute are one in the same.
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