We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in our office when we ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend.

Edit Note: Apologies for the absence the last few days. Real life and a continual bout with self medication found both Mr. Medallion and me unavailable. We promise to come strong this week with a couple SEC spring practice reports, including one from Mr. Medallion straight from the spread-happy plains of Auburn.

•  Well, that Davidson run was fun while it lasted. 
• The Gridiron Bash at LSU and other schools, not NCAA friendly, and thus thousands of drunken coonasses are prevented from leering at Mrs. Jay Barker.
•  One of the greatest sentences ever written:  “Police shot McCants with the Taser gun, debilitating him with volts of electricity, after he threw a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and a crack pipe at an officer, nearly hitting him in the head.”…and scene.
• Mississippi State players…busting caps.
• And in more Starkville news, unable to fit into his uniform anymore, Ron Polk announces his resignation as Bulldog baseball coach at the end of the season. 
• ‘Cha gonna do when your new grilfriend looks alot like your daughter…brother!
• Its almost golf weather (we have a 50 degree rule).  Please book tee times accordingly.
• Lenny Dykstra makes millions and somewhere Dutch Dalton still finds himself on a quest to uncover the mysteries of time travel.
• Complete Wrestlemania rundown and reviews, oh and maybe you shouldnt have stayed around for the fireworks show afterward.
• Matt Leinart, just living the life baby.
• Oh look, baseball season started, isnt that cute.
• Woman of the Week:  We go for the British hat trick with the woman by which all are measured, Miss Lucy Pinder.  And more.