“Perfect Storm” Perrilloux destoys all

Not a week after it was reported that counterfeiting, defrauding, bar fighting, gambling, $60 million dollar man, and sometimes embattled quarterback Ryan Perrilloux was allowed to rejoin the LSU football team, there comes word out of Baton Rouge of yet another incident.  Let LSU’s Daily Reveille set the scene: 

A server at Kona Grill in Perkins Rowe told The Daily Reveille late Tuesday night that Perrilloux arrived at the restaurant 30 minutes after it closed Friday.Perrilloux entered the bar and attempted to order drinks. After he was denied service, Perrilloux began to curse and use racial slurs, the server said.A Kona Grill manager approached Perrilloux, who then cursed the manager. The server said Perrilloux was asked to leave. And the police were called to the restaurant, but Perrilloux had left by the time any officers arrived.The server said LSU coach Les Miles called the restaurant Saturday to apologize for Perrilloux.

From this point on, Perrilloux will only be known on FOTP as “The Perfect Storm”.  Let it be said, let it be written.

This kid is a volatile combination of eye-popping talent and a complete lack of judgment, the kind of genetic event that, until now, was only a whisper on the lips of old men in rocking chairs as they recall stories told to them by the generations past.  His exploits are legendary, his path of destruction profound.  Not even the battle-tested bayou residents, veterans of the worst mother nature can deal out, may be able to withstand the mighty blow of massive potential and utter batshit craziness.

Sidenote:  And we would have loved to been in on that phone call by Lester to the restaurant owner.