Bush with counsel
Maker of bad football movies and borderline nutjob Oliver Stone is set to begin filming his biopic on our current Commander and Chief this April. “W” is reported to portray George W. Bush as a recovering alcoholic with a foul mouth and a healthy sports obsession. Among other charges, Stone insinuates that Bush is a bit of an observer to his own Presidency, instead leaving the heavy lifting to Chaney, Rove, and the like. He even speculates that our 43rd President prioritizes his daily schedule around what is on ESPN at any given time.
We can only imagine George W. sitting in the Oval Office, putting off that important budget committee meeting because theres an important round table debate on ESPN First Take. Somehow we always knew this whole mess was Skip Bayless’ fault.
The movie will begin filming in April in Shreveport , La (its like Hollywood, but with oppressive heat and rampant violent crime).
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