In order to give everyone (read: all three of you) a break from sports-related news, FOTP proudly brings you some celebrity gossip:
- Police on the scene you know what I mean…Vanilla Ice was arrested.
- They’re desperate for celebrities at the White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner…good news for Lauren Conrad. I hope they have enough room for the MTV production crew.
- Sexual Harassment Panda is still out of work no thanks to Hayden Panettiere. Though, Sexual Harassment Panda would have been funnier. Hayden, I still think you’re hot. Call me. Please.
- Stand and Deliver: Eric Cartman asks, “How can I reach these kids?” Watch the entire South Park episode and find out if Mr. Garrison finds his penis here.
- Doogie Howser, no love for Britney? Nevermind that she gave your show its highest ratings ever.
- Miley Cyrus doesn’t need an allowance. Neither did I at age 15, but I had to settle for a minimum wage lifeguarding job at Watertown.
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