It seemed like only yesterday that you were on top of the world, having the match of your life in the Pontiac Silverdome, winning the World Title at Wrestlemania IV, marrying the first lady of wrestling…complete with a swanky reception. You were the spokesman for salted meats, you were honored as Harvard Lampoon’s Man of the Year, and you even released a rap album. You had it all, but time is a force that even the greatness of the Mega Powers cannot overcome…
and the next thing you know you look like a roided up Santa Claus, while coincidentally standing next to Santa Claus, while telling tales of your latest safari in deepest darkest Africa to the South Florida football team.
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thew // April 22, 2008 at 6:37 pm |
that is depressing. i wonder what happened to his brother, the Genius
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Sny // April 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm |
Is that Macho Man or Superstar Billy Graham?
Bunkie Perkins // April 23, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
I thought it might have been Outback Jack
Nathan // April 24, 2008 at 3:23 am |
Could be worse, he could be dead. Right?
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