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Darren McFadden was on the floor of the NYSE this morning finding out where to invest his future NFL millions. With only two days until the draft, and despite his mother’s best attempts to run the Brinks truck off a cliff (I’d link the video but ESPN pulled it…apparently it isnt good for your son’s draft status to say your other boys do drugs but you told them to keep it away from Darren, well done mom), speculation has the former Arkansas running back and frequenter of fine piano bars going as early as the Raiders at 4 and as late as the Patriots at 7.   

Due to DMac’s mere presence on Wall Street, the price of wood increased exponentially…

 More photos and a forced Boiler Room reference after the jump.

“Look at my smile…ear to ear baby” (Warning: Bad acting ahead)