For all the Bama fans that we have angered by our warranted senseless bashing of Nick “Recruiting Tool” Saban and Alabama…we kid you know, we think Tommy Tuberville has big ears, Les Miles wears stupid hats, and Phil Fulmer has an unhealthy affection for Krispy Kreme donuts…but to make amens, we present you with this peace offering of Bama Poon in the bay in Orange Beach at the Mullet Toss from this past weekend. Nothing like a young lady, lounging in the healing waters of the Gulf of Mexico to make us break out into song…
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini,
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
that she wore…
while pissing in the bay.
SORRY, PHOTOS REMOVED BY REQUEST. ENJOY THE OTHER PHOTOS. Sincerely, FOTP.
Yep, that’s her showing the surf who’s boss before walking over to the Flora-Bama for Mullet Toss on Saturday. We can’t blame her though, the port-o-let seats at the Flora Bama contain enough feces and STDs under enlosed heat to reverse the effects of global warming. To restore her dignity and class up the joint, here’s a few candids with her holding a fancy micro-brew. can of warm Miller.
Bunkie Perkins
Michael Medallion
7 responses so far ↓
COCK D // April 29, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I’d hit that.
Bronco // April 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Even though Im an AU fan, I’d hit that too..
tigahbait // April 29, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Don’t be a hypocrite, I know everybody here has taken a piss in the Gulf before
TideInTx // April 29, 2008 at 5:01 pm
That is why the Gulf water is salty.
Ty Webb // April 29, 2008 at 5:34 pm
She is a die hard bammer even though she, Im pretty sure, never attended.
Cute and pretty fun though away from the random classless trash talking, at which she gets owned.
Wilt Chamberlain // April 29, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I did hit that.
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