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Bama Fan, The World Is Your Toilet

April 29th, 2008 by Michael Medallion · 9 Comments

For all the Bama fans that we have angered by our warranted senseless bashing of Nick “Recruiting Tool” Saban and Alabama…we kid you know, we think Tommy Tuberville has big ears, Les Miles wears stupid hats, and Phil Fulmer has an unhealthy affection for Krispy Kreme donuts…but to make amens,  we present you with this peace offering of Bama Poon in the bay in Orange Beach at the Mullet Toss from this past weekend. Nothing like a young lady, lounging in the healing waters of the Gulf of Mexico to make us break out into song…

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini,

That she wore for the first time today

An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini

that she wore…

while pissing in the bay.

SORRY, PHOTOS REMOVED BY REQUEST. ENJOY THE OTHER PHOTOS. Sincerely, FOTP.

Yep, that’s her showing the surf who’s boss before walking over to the Flora-Bama for Mullet Toss on Saturday. We can’t blame her though, the port-o-let seats at the Flora Bama contain enough feces and STDs under enlosed heat to reverse the effects of global warming. To restore her dignity and class up the joint, here’s a few candids with her holding a fancy micro-brew. can of warm Miller.

 

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9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 COCK D // Apr 29, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    I’d hit that.

  • 2 Bronco // Apr 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Even though Im an AU fan, I’d hit that too..

  • 3 tigahbait // Apr 29, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Don’t be a hypocrite, I know everybody here has taken a piss in the Gulf before

  • 4 TideInTx // Apr 29, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    That is why the Gulf water is salty.

  • 5 Ty Webb // Apr 29, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    She is a die hard bammer even though she, Im pretty sure, never attended.
    Cute and pretty fun though away from the random classless trash talking, at which she gets owned.

  • 6 Wilt Chamberlain // Apr 29, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    I did hit that.

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  • 8 Dezzz Nuttss!! // Jun 6, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Id hit it….and swim in it too….

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