With the release of GTA 4 this week, we thought it only appropriate to bring you this…
Latarian Milton is mad at his mom. “Damn, shoot, ol girl won’t let me watch Hannah Montana because she bootleg. I ain’t trying to hear that. My friend, he smoke real cigarettes.” In preparation for his future “sentence” as a DT for the Hurricanes, Latarian did what every self-respecting Miami fan does: TAKE WHAT YOU WANT. You see, life is like a video game. It’s true. And every time we use Reggie White to tackle Jim Kelly on a 4-3 Tiger Blitz, an ambulance comes out and loads him on a stretcher. We love you, John Madden Football 1992 (and you, Latarian. Can’t wait to see you cleat some FAU Owl in the throat because they have the audacity to try to play a night game against you, or come up surprisingly short against a “talented” Maryland team).
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1 Latarian Milton Strikes Again « Friends of the Program // Jun 5, 2008 at 12:13 am
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