Media outlets throughout Louisiana are reporting that The Perfect Storm Ryan Perrilloux has been dismissed from the LSU football team for what Les Miles calls a failure “to fulfill his commitment as an LSU student athlete”.
That could mean anything at LSU, maybe he double parked his Escalade one too many times or didnt properly tip a stripper after a lap dance (EDSBS says drugs, which seems more than likely, but its kind of tame for someone with his track record….I would have thought more along the lines of terroristic threats or bribing federal judges, but alas). Either way, the “$60 million dollar man” is now out on his own recognisance…so we fully expect him to be pulled over and arrested on Interstate 10 in a car containing trashbags filled with cash and knock-off Gucci purses within the next 24 to 48 hours.
Godspeeed you counterfeiting, gambling, bar fighting, strip clubbing, free wheeling, kiss stealing, jet flying, limo riding son-of-a-gun.
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1 Juiced Links 5/4 // May 4, 2008 at 1:35 pm
[...] -Ryan Perrilloux dismissed from LSU. A fitting ending for the man who grew into a legend this spring with his rein of lawlessness that included ounterfeiting, defrauding, bar fighting, and gambling. [...]
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