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Reggie Bush Has a Date

May 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This guy’s (yeah theres a guy in the picture…over to the left…yeah there he is) trial date set

Mark your calendars for March 2009!! No, not for another Madness-infused month of Dickie V’s intolerable man-love for every season’s most-disappointing-and-overrated-team, but for the first setting of the civil case against Reggie Bush alleging cash was given to him by a “would-be sports agent” Lloyd Lake.  He’s also supposed to give a deposition in June.  No word on whether his tank-assed arm candy will be giving testimony.  That would be a sight to see.  We’d love to be a fly on the wall for that trainwreck:


 
Attorney: Ok, we’re about to go on the record.  This is in the matter of Lloyd Lake v. Reggie Bush, in the 194th Civil Judicial District Court, San Diego County.  Miss Kardashian, can you state your full name for the record?
 
Kardashian:  I made a sex tape with Brandy’s brother.  I went down on Brandy’s brother and then sold the sex tape.
 
Attorney: Ok, I think we’re done here. 

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