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The Perfect Storm to be unleashed on a directional university near you

The Ryan Perrilloux second chance road tour has begun in earnest across the unsuspecting rural and historically black college campuses throughout the South.  The Storm was apparently at scenic Jacksonville State over the weekend meeting with JSU head coach and caretaker of mediocrity for SEC teams of the 80’s and 90’s Jack Crowe.  Perrilloux is also planning on taking in the southern charm and increased criminal activity that Mississippi’s state capitol has to offer as he heads over to Jackson State (Edit note: Please God make that happen, having The Perfect Storm in the same city as, unquestionably, the craziest and most diabolical mayor in the history of mayordom (Frank Melton) could be a merger of astounding proportions…much more on this if it actually happens) for a look see.

There are several options that we are sure Perrilloux is weighing..playing time, offensive philosophy, if the school has his major, proximity of campus to the strip clubs, the school and community’s commitment to wiping out terrorism, and where he can easily score some kind.

UPDATE:  Al.com is reporting that the Perfect Storm is taking his act to Jacksonville State!  Perrilloux to be a Cock…which is the appropriate response to all of this we think.