We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend.

• After his running catch-high five-throw out trifecta last week, ESPN compiles the best of Manny being Manny.  We especially enjoy his scalp massage of certifiable nut job Julian Tavarez.
• We missed the bus on the AVP Tour Cuervo girls.  Mistake corrected.
• Some off-season college football LOL does our soul good.
• Owner of the worst set of tattoos this side of a Tijuana biker bar, Delonte West.  Grandma is not amused.
• Arlen Specter needs to cool out.
• Preview of Madden 09.  Hang til the end to see Randy Moss do his best Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson impression.
• Bob Uecker, stretching the parameters of common decency.
• We are extremely excited about the new Indiana Jones movie.
• Bob Knight fielding phone calls during speeches.
• The Sports Guy is all pouty with ESPN so he is writing a blog on the side.
• Woman of the Week:  Kate Beckinsale.  She is straight heat plus she looks like the type of girl you could actually carry on some semblance of a conversation with and it not revolve around how funny they think Dane Cook is or how much they love Miley Cirus’s new cd…or maybe I should just stop hanging around the skating rink on Friday nights.  More pics here.