Friends of the Program

In the wake of the Perfect Storm’s arrival to the sprawling range that is Northern Alabama, comes the obligatory “Ive learned my lesson and now Im ready to make good” feature on the former LSU Quarterback and illegal arms dealer*.  In the al.com piece  seems to have some handy dandy, no muss no fuss explanaitions for all of his LSU Tiger transgressions, and its where we find out that the inability to differentiate between Relativistic time and Newtonian time has claimed another college football victim.

Our school worked on a point system. If you miss one class that’s one point. If you miss two classes, that’s two points. If you miss a team meeting or a workout, that’s two points. So, I was late to a workout which counted as a miss. That was two points. I missed a team meeting that was two points. I missed a couple of classes that got me up to nine or 10 points, and once you exceed five points you go on contract. That contract says you can’t miss or be late or nothing until you work your points down. (Then) I think I was late to a class and I was suspended for a violation of team rules. I was suspended for the first half of spring.

Thats right lawya, The Hat, putting suckas on notice and keeping em under contract. 

*may not be true