You remember Latarian Milton, that playful 7 year-old Florida rapscallion who took his granny’s SUV for a joyride and ended up sideswiping a bunch of parked cars before ramping a curb and totalling the car…the same mischevious scamp that held our favorite press conference of 2008 so far. Well, there’s little drop of in our man’s follow-up performance at the local Wal-Mart commissary…
We understand, the slow turn of golden yard bird under dim lighting is hard to resist…and at basement bottom prices no less!
And to cap off the undertones of racism, Ted White was reporting.
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Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football » Daily Dump: Latarian Milton Strikes Again, Useless Sports Merchandise, Vanessa Curry Mask And Lily Allen A Mess // June 5, 2008 at 6:04 am |
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