During the summer our crack staff of malcontents and social drinkers will be compiling a list of the ten most excruciatingly terrible people on the face of the earth.  Those distinctly unique douchebags who completely fail at life and yet still manage to rise above their own horendousness to be lauded by some faction of the masses.  They deserve our ridicule, tasteless jokes, and general disdain…and at the very least a punch in the face.  Feel free to send nominations to us at hundreddollarhandshakes@gmail.com.  The List will be an ongoing summer endeavor and is a fluid situation to account for the future awfulness that these chosen few will surely produce.

West Coast to you too SP.  May the ghost of Tookie Williams visit you in your sleep to discuss your choices in hand gestures.

Let me get this out of the way first…Ive never seen The Hills.   I stopped watching MTV after the New Orleans season of The Real World I think (David’s solo project made all the rest of it sort of passe’).  Spencer Pratt may be the second coming of Zack Morris for all I know, but if the following video is any indication of what kind of D-bag this guy is, he deserves the proper cerebral beating Letterman gives him and ultimately a prominent spot on The List.  Prepare to have your skin crawl…

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(HT: WWTDD)

And your nominee for quote of the year on FOTP… “I wont go to a club now for less than $100,000.” 

Sadly its real indeed.

Let that set in for a second.  This guy…

is dating this…

and makes $100,000 dollars to show up in Ed Hardy tshirts and drink bikini-tinis as part of a club promotion?  Must.fight.urge.to.kill.again.