Friends of the Program

In order to give everyone a break from sports-related news, FOTP proudly brings you some celebrity news and gossip:

• You’ve probably heard by now, but Verne Troyer has a sex tape with this girl and he’s suing TMZ for airing the video. Is this the only way to get noticed in Hollywood these days?
• The Greek girl from The Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, looks pretty good in a bikini.
• If your ears can stand the pain, Heidi Montag has a new song out that she wants you to hear. In other Hills news, Audrina went shopping and her boobs looked glorious.
• Hugh Hefner has lower back pain…from “rustling” around in bed with girls young enough to be his grandkids.
• The new Batman movie is coming out in 21 days…we can’t wait. Rolling Stone has a review.
• This just seems waaay wrong: “Britain’s Missing Top Model” is debuting next week on the BBC. It’s a search for the world’s hottest disabled model. WTF? Seriously, not that we watch these shows or know anything about them, but this is the best spin-off idea that the BBC could think of to the Top Model shows?

• In case you cared to know, Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova were secretly married and then secretly divorced.