We leave his side for two seconds and everything falls apart.
Not a week after we successfully snapped notoriously lazy Jags wide receiver and Arkansas legend Matt Jones cavorting with the locals in Fayetteville, does the man we affectionately call “The Show”, go and get him self incarcerated in the fine Washington County Detention Center (and for your convenience, you are now able to schedule prison visitation online!). Hanging out with a bunch of 3’s and 4’s will drive a man to substance abuse we imagine. Jones was arrested early this morning on possession of a controlled substance (speculate at will people) and thus carries on a fine Arkansas quarterback tradition.
Well that would at least explain his whole lackadaisical attitude toward that bothersome football thing.
Jimmy Johns-esque update: Jones was cutting up nose candy with a credit card in a parking lot on Dickson Street.
Update: Heres the arrest summary.
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1 Coach Bud Kilmer // Jul 11, 2008 at 8:22 am
I should have known Matt was going down the wrong path when he got that Cadillac with the leopard seats and started talking about how he always wanted a pet tiger.
2 theironwang // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:05 am
troy williamson is the jaguars messiah
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