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Lets tone down that team spirit fellas

In a blatant attempt to quell any set tripping on the block, the most ruthless gangster of them all Roger Goodell (sorry Tookie, theres a new sheriff in town), has laid down the law when it comes to stacking it up for your favorite crew.    Doughboy Goodell has laid a ruling drive by on his players with the edict that no gang signs will be tolerated on his NFL field this year.

“There have been some suspected things we’ve seen,” said Milt Ahlerich, the league’s vice president of security, according to the Times’ report. “When we see it, we quietly jump on it immediately, directly with the team and the player or employee involved to cease and desist. Period.”

We can so see Roger and the rest of the lilly white NFL elite sitting in a room with game tape on one tv and Boyz in da Hood on another as they compare notes.

Oh and we also know who to blame for all of this…Paul Pierce?

“We were always suspicious that [gang-related hand signals] might be happening,” said Mike Pereira, the NFL’s vice president of officiating, according to the report. “But the Paul Pierce thing is what brought it to light. When he was fined … that’s when we said we need to take a look at it and see if we need to be aware of it.”

We hope that all of the Peyton Manning pre-snap girations fall under this catagory.  His street cred has gone unchecked for far too long. 

Regardless, theres really only one way this thing can play out….in a Billy Cole-esque hail of gunfire….