In order to give everyone a break from sports-related news, FOTP proudly brings you some celebrity news and gossip:
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You don’t mess with the Shreveport PoPo’s, even if you’re some famous Hollywood actor, or you’ll get your ass tased, pepper-sprayed, and (allegedly) called the n-word, which the cops there call “professionalism.” Hey, maybe it was retaliation for the Orange County cops tasing Shreveport’s favorite son, Josh Booty?
- Katie “Jordan” Price uses ridiculous outfits and boobs to sell books.
- DJ Tanner was out at the ESPYS. She obviously isn’t still in charge of dressing Michelle.
- Obligatory Hills reference: Heidi and Douche. She wears Lee Press On nails. He wears sunglasses at night. Both still managing to get the paps to take their photograph. Amazing.
- Happy Birthday’s go out today to Kristen Bell (yum) and Vin Diesel (on his birthday, he randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun).
- The new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, comes out today. Finally. Now the movie blogs can focus every other post on another movie. Seriously though, it looks good. Real good.
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