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Prelude to Kickoff: SEC Media Days Begin

July 23rd, 2008 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments

As always, your keynote speaker of the evening

Let the coach speak, blind optimism, and backhanded compliments by Nick Saban Begin!  Here is you full schedule for SEC Media Days.  Please allow your productivity to wane at your leisure.  Highlights should include:

  • TIm Tebow circumcises small children today from 1:10-3:10.
  • Les Miles puts a finger in one ear to hear questions today from 3:10-5:10
  • Tomorrow…drunk with power, drunk with kindness, drunk with crazy, and drunk with gravy take the mic…Saban, Richt, Nutt, Fulmer.
  • Petrino gets called mean names by the AJC writers Friday from 10:40-12:30.
  • The circus ends with Spurrier…as it should.

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