Lester, having a nice day
The biggest event of the summer in the South that doesnt involve fair food or the tossing of mullets began in Hoover today as the SEC’s band of inflated ego’s and baseless hopes exposed themselves to the elements at Media Days. The festivities were Crocs and testiclesheavy but also featured the soothing baritone stylings of THE SEC’S ONLY BLACK HEAD COACH and the always optimistic Bobby Johnson, who continues to refuse to work blue. Here are some news and notes from the day:
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Les Miles kisses the Bear’s ring…which is on his cold dead hand.
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Florida’s offense has shifted to ludicris speed.
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Tebow thinks sliding is for mere mortals.
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Sly Croom is being stalked by 9th graders.
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Starting at quarterback for your LSU Tigers…Andrew Hatch….yeesh.
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Maybe Bobby Johnson is a little too honest.
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Wesley Carroll sets the hair standard for SEC quarterbacks…your move John Parker Wilson.
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