Still doesn’t have time for this shit
Day two saw the arrival of Nick Saban who, by EDSBS’s accounts, made quite an entrance. The big news of the day, of course was the subpoena smothered with gravy and accompanied by all the fixins* delivered to Phil Fulmer by a Bama Booster. Obviously elephants don’t forget when you report another school’s NCAA infractions. As for the rest of the news, here it is wrapped up in bullet point form, which makes for very little creative writing on our part:
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Mark Richt can and has broken out the Soldier Boy dance…probably a hit at weddings.
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A kinder gentler Nick Saban does not disagree with Les Miles and quotes a bloated Tom Hanks.
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Tommy Tuberville is a bronzed Adonis.
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Cause we are lazy…a full video recap.
*probably not true but still delicious
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