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The Perfect Storm, selling enough slogan t’s to make Dane Cook blush

The Perfect Storm hype is building in rural corners of Alabamawhere, before Perriloux’s arrival, Saturday night entertainment probably revolved heavily around watching two dogs try to get “unattached” after some hot and heavy stray mut coitus…the forced separation via water house is always a great closer. 

He’s not only spawning excitement on the field, but he’s also creating a tshirt craze filled with catchy slogans and flashy graphics uninspired hackery.

At Jax State, interest has swelled to almost unparalleled proportions with fans talking about a possible berth in the Football Championship Subdivision national title game. Another example of the New Orleans native’s influence is the t-shirts the parents’ group purchased for the players, emblazoned with a new rallying cry: Geaux ‘Cocks.

Not a hot item in Baton Rouge probably, but might we recommend some t-shirt enterprising young Tiger fan taking the above picture and placing the always crowd pleasing “Shit Happens” on the back.  Hotcakes baby.