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No Zwone Talks to Ze Kicka, By Order of Der Fuehrer

September 16, 2008 · 3 Comments

Nothing to see here…carry on

The always media friendly Nick Saban has declared any human contact with his kicker, Leigh Tiffin, as completely impermissible in the days leading up to Alabama’s trip to Fayettnam to take on the Sun Belt and DII friendly Razorbacks. 

NWA News reminds us of the gory details of Tiffin’s last trip to the Ozarks…

Tiffin had a miserable experience as a freshman in Fayetteville, missing three field goals — including a potential game winner near the end of regulation and a definite game-winner in the first overtime. He also missed an extra-point attempt in the second overtime during the Crimson Tide’s 24-23 loss.

In following Coach Saban’s goose steps, I am now demanding that all current girls that I have the potential of stalking dating refrain from talking to any girl I may have commiserated with 2 years ago in Fayetteville…shattered dreams and restraining orders really are yesterday’s news, ladies.

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