We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend…
- Tommy Tuberville’s play calling is somewhat suspect.
- Well, that LSU comeback was sure something.
- Oh those UCLA pranksters.
- Fraternity house at Oregon State explodes while its front tucking, croakie wearing inhabitants were at the Beaver football game.
- Florida State football players are upholding a longstanding tradition of thuggery.
- Syracuse fans, your long national nightmare is over.
- Ah, those classy Maryland coeds.
- Lil’ Romeo suited up for USC hoops this weekend.
- Brock Lesnar is a bad man.
- Woman of the Week: Kaley Cuoco. I had never heard of her before the other day but apparently she is on a sitcom called “Big Bang Theory” on CBS. I had assumed CBS only showed football and Murder She Wrote reruns, so jokes on me I guess. More here.
Bunkie Perkins
Michael Medallion
13 responses so far ↓
gerry dorsey // November 17, 2008 at 9:23 am
i did post on that cuoco chick over the summer. highly, highly underrated.
Robert // November 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“[f]ront tucking, croakie wearing inhabitants”… Hmm, sounds like some computer nerds remain a little sore from being snubbed by the mean fraternity guys at Ole Miss. And for the record, fraternity types in Oregon probably don’t dress like fraternity guys at Ole Miss. I’m seeing more hair gel and cargo shorts at the fraternity houses in Corvallis.
gerry dorsey // November 17, 2008 at 4:56 pm
robert = front tucking, croakie/gray new balance/patagonia short/north face fleece wearing frat boy.
Robert // November 17, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Gerry = gelled hair, flat-bill baseball hat wearing, baggy pantsed douche. I bet he also types in that internet code invented by computer nerds, and he may even tote a man purse. This is fun.
Bunkie Perkins // November 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm
For what its worth, I have photo evidence of myself with a front tuck and grey New Balances…just sayin’.
gerry dorsey // November 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
not to squash your fun there robby, but you appeared to be defending the douchey frat guy being described, whereas you completely cooked up some look you find hot or some shit to describe me. not to mention, i’m not even aware of this computer code you speak of, so you may have revealed a little to much about yourself on that one.
there is a picture or two of gerry floating around the internets…and neither description fits.
Michael Medallion // November 17, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I still sport the shirt mullet at the Aubren football games. I even wore a corduroy sportcoat to the UGA game (though with a Flora-Bama Shirt circa 1996). I’ve been slacking over the past few years though as I haven’t been able to keep up with the latest fashion trends since the fratty.net site died.
Robert // November 17, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Gerry, glad to hear you don’t dress like the look I described. And no, I do not find that hot. The best look that I am aware of is a large-chested blond girl serving cold beer in a German barmaid’s outfit. And there’s some picture floating around the internet of just that. And you’re lying if you try to say you’ve never seen “pwned” or “rotflmao” and have wondered “what the hell does that mean?”. And there’s no need to hate on the fraternity types. It just comes off as envy at their money and status. I’m not saying you actually feel that way, but that’s how it seems.
gerry dorsey // November 18, 2008 at 8:39 am
its not their money and status i hate, its their herd mentality and elitist attitude. its one thing to have money and status…its quite another thing to act like it. i have all the money and status (what kind of douche craves status??) i need…so no jealousy.
and obviously i know the language you have now more clearly identified, but when you just called it “internet code” i really had no idea.
Robert // November 18, 2008 at 10:57 am
Good point, Gerry. But not all fraternity members are sheep, and not all view themselves as better than everyone else. Just saying….
Bunkie Perkins // November 18, 2008 at 11:28 am
Im better than all of you…just sayin’
gerry dorsey // November 18, 2008 at 11:33 am
bunkie wins.
Robert // November 18, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Concession speech, engaged.