As you may know, we typically don’t focus on soccer unless girls are involved. Well, these photos of Miss World USA 2008, Lane Lindell, along with some other Miss World contestants at Ellis Park Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa promoting some sort of soccer match peaked our interest.
Ok…that’s enough soccer. Let’s shift our focus back on Miss Lindell (after the jump):
After internet stalking “googling” Miss Lindell, we discovered that she is a professional model (see her Elite modeling portfolio here) having done work for some cheesedick clothing lines like Hollister and Abercrombie. She’s young, and likely impressionable, so if you meet her, wave some cash in front of her and tell her you’re going to make her a movie star or something, and that should do the trick. As a start, she is on facebook, so you can start stalking her there if you want to. Bunkie has already sent her a friend request.
SEC POON STATUS UPDATE: Since I’m not on Facebook (thank you restraining order!), I wasn’t sure of who this girl is. Well, turns out she’s a student at UGA. (Or at least has an identical twin with the same name). So she qualifies as SEC poon. Not bad at all and only makes her that much more attractive.
Source: http://www.bulldawgillustrated.com/galleries/picture/1264
SECOND UPDATE: Here are two photos of Miss Lindell at the 2009 Confederations Cup-Draw in South Africa on Saturday.








9 responses so far ↓
1 Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football » Daily Dump: Ursula Of Lingerie Football League, Miss World / UGA Poon, Sarah Palin Turkey Slaughter, NBA All-Uglies, Celebrity Butterfaces, SI Vs. Victoria’s Secret & Katie Price Looks Leathery // Nov 21, 2008 at 6:46 am
[...] Miss World Lane Lindell is officially a member of SEC Poon [Friends of the Program] [...]
2 janice tiedemann // Nov 25, 2008 at 1:49 am
i looove my cousin
go lane!
3 Miss World USA Lane Lindell Needs Your Help « Friends of the Program // Dec 10, 2008 at 11:21 am
[...] first introduced you to Miss World USA and UGA co-ed Lane Lindell a few weeks ago. Some of you may very well be one of her 3100+ friends on facebook now (there is [...]
4 Aidan // Dec 13, 2008 at 6:53 pm
She’s not impressionable at all and modeling isn’t how she plans to spend her life, hence being a student. She’s a sweet girl with a wonderful heart and you creeps need to get a life.
5 Kiahhn' // Dec 16, 2008 at 1:11 pm
awwww …. Lane !!! i miss you!!!
i hate this article … it makes her sound fake and materialistic.
she’s a normal college student – actually nicer than the average girl!
PHS ’07: we got ur back : )
6 M J // Jan 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Yay! She’s nice!
Fuck this whore. She probably thinks her dumps smell like strawberry Smuckers.
According to the addage that you can tell alot about a person by the company they keep, judging by the comments, she’s a moron with no sense of humor.
7 samuel thomason // Jan 15, 2009 at 3:00 pm
i love you
8 samuel thomason // Jan 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm
MJ, you moron, its “adage”
9 Friends of the Program - Lane Lindell is Dating Doug Reinhardt? // Jun 2, 2010 at 12:45 am
[...] couldn’t resist. She’s our favorite All-SEC co-ed, Lane Lindell. Well, she finally made it to TMZ. All for dating a former pro [...]
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