If you’re lucky enough to be in Tuscaloosa on Saturday for the Iron Bowl (we’ll be there, too drunk to take good pics for all of you fine readers of the FOTP, but there nonetheless), you’ll have the pleasure of seeing this monstrosity cruising the scenic byways, thoroughfares, and dirt roads around town driven by its owner, Walter (or Wayne) Kennedy, of Prattville, Alabama (aka, Montgomery’s Bossier City).
It might not be a classy as the cars and limos in we’ve seen in the Bayou State, but hey, this IS Alabama, we try our best here, and most of the time, our best leads to crap like this. Though, this fine work of art, before it makes it to the Louvre, isn’t quite done yet because, as you probably know, Alabama fans, like Mr. Kennedy, have realistic expectations for their worshipped Nick Saban Crimson Tide:
“If my health holds up, I’d like to extend it (the truck) 4 more feet and add more mascots,” he said. “I got a good feeling they’ll be national champs and undefeated the next three years in a row.”
Only 3? Why so few? Is this truck an attempt to make up for your lack of faith? We think so.
2 responses so far ↓
Tommy // November 26, 2008 at 12:00 pm |
Oh Alabama, I miss you, and your white trash ways.
The average Joe // November 18, 2009 at 9:42 pm |
So… you mean to tell me you won’t find this in Florida? You won’t find this in Georgia? You won’t find this in Tennessee? You won’t find this in Ohio? You won’t find this in Michigan? You won’t find this in Louisiana? You won’t find this in Texas?
I understand the need to post ridiculous images such as this, but to single one state out because of it is hypocritical. I’ve seen just as bad, and worse in the above states I listed (excluding Michigan only because I’ve never been there, but knowing people from there, it’s all the same).