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Degenerate gamblers by nature and birthright, your humble blogging hosts Bunkie Perkins and Michael Medallion, and other special guests, try to give you some guidance as you wager your plasma donation earnings on this week’s games.

Overall Standings

Bunkie Perkins: 29-28-2 (Last Week 2-3)

Mike Medallion: 32-26-2 (Last Week 2-3)

OU -7 @ Ok State, Bedlam Game

BP:  Ok State.  Everybody is piling on OU here because of the dismantling they perpetrated on the dread pirate’s squad last week.  But Bedlam is in Stillwater this weekend, and since there is absolutely nothing to do in that one horse town other than marvel at T. Boone Picken’s money pit, we figure the Poke faithful will be out in force.  This one comes down to the wire.

MM:  Oklahoma. The Bedlam Game. Cause I won’t make the same mistake that I did last week. Plus, if Stoops has his team half as ready as they were for Texas Tech, it won’t matter how much money T. Boone Pickens invested in that stadium, because Stoops will own it afterwards.

Auburn +14 @ Bama, Iron Bowl

BP:  Auburn.  Straight up.  Forget the spread.  Tubs sticks it to Bobby Lowder one last time by beating his in state rival then bolting for Clemson.  Jimmy Sexton work your magic!

MM:  Auburn. Iron Bowl. Cause I’m tTrue. SIW! Plus, 14 is a lot of points for either team in this game.

Ole Miss -16 v. Mississippi State, Egg Bowl

BP:  The pain of giving up 17 points in the 4th quarter last year is still there for the Rebs, but on the bright side, the loss got the Shrimper out of town and brought in a borderline insane Houston Nutt.  The Rebs completely manhandled LSU in all phases last week, a W gets them to an improbable (unless you talked to me before the season) 8 wins and a trip to Dallas for the Cotton Bowl.  Rebs in a walk.

MM:  Ole Miss. Egg Bowl. Cause no son of Yosimite Sam Snead is going to let Darth Croom get the better of him. Plus, Bunkie is making the drive over, so I expect the Rebels to perform well knowing that they are being graced with his presence during the Thanksgiving holiday.

Georgia -8 v. Georgia Tech

BP:  Georgia Tech.  Paul Johnson’s indignant refusal to throw a forward football pass will not keep the Jackets from staying close here.  UGA comes out with the win, but its a nailbiter.

MM:  Georgia. Alpha Betas vs. Tri-Lams. Cause they’re playing football, not the College Greek Olympics this time. Plus, even with their advanced math option plays, how are the Nerds going to block Ogre? 

LSU -4.5 @ Arkansas, Battle of the Boot

BP:  LSU.  On paper, LSU is a better team, but they always seem to have trouble when they travel to the glamorous Arkansas capitol city.  A win for Bobby P’s crew would give them a decent springboard into next season, an LSU loss will extend the Baton Rouge 24 hour suicide watch for a few more weeks.  It wont Happen.

MM:  Arkansas. Battle for the Boot. Cause the coonass nation is in chaos with no signs of recovery. Plus, if LSU sticks with Jarrett Lee at QB, that’s like an extra 7-14 points right there for the Hogs.