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We first introduced you to Miss World USA and UGA co-ed Lane Lindella few weeks ago. Some of you may very well be one of her 3100+ friends on facebook now (there is apparently a stringent screening process). We figured we’d do her a favor and ask all of you internet stalkers to go to the Miss World website and vote for Miss Lindell for Miss People’s Choice (you have to register, so just use the email account you use for porn sites). Though, we know it will be tough to vote for anyone that lists her favorite movie as Pearl Harbor (was it too much to ask that both Josh Hartnett and Ben Affleck would die in a ball of fire over the Pacific Ocean?). Anyway, we’ll let Lane give you her pitch:

Of course, she’ll be competing in the Miss World Pageant on December 13 in Johannesburg, South Africa, a place known for decades of apartheid, a rampant AIDS epidemic, and of course, an insatiable hunger for women in bikinis and high heels doing three point turns on a lighted runway. While we contemplate how a blonde haired, blue eyed coed is expected to get a fair shake in South Africa, enjoy  more pics of Miss Lindell after the jump.

Not actually Jim Furyk

Good to see Alphonso Ruberio is still working

beauty Queens and midgets, together at last

Now, go vote for her dammit.