Probably a Mike Price custom jersey
The hookers in Las Vegas might wear 4 inch heels and a leather mini-skirt, but the ladies of the night in Montgomery, Alabama know what guys really enjoy — girls wearing Alabama Crimson Tide Football gear. For an extra $50, they’ll yell “It’s Rollin’ Baby, It’s Rollin’”, wear a houndstooth hat, or refer to you as Lord Saban. Though, you have to give them credit, they don’t work the street corner on the Southern Bypass anymore, they use the phone and the interwebs to set up “meetings” at hotels (likely those classy establishments on the Southern Bypass). Unfortunately, the cops know all about it.
[HT: The Pride of Wilcox County]
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crimson daddy // December 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm |
I bet they get their fair share of Auburn clients to with that get up.
They’ll find any way they can to screw Bama.