Friends of the Program

We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend…

• Kicking a field goal in the Bills-Pats game yesterday was a bit dicey.
• If my team had just skull drug the Cowboys to get into the playoffs, I’d be high-fiving people’s faces too.
• Tar Heels fans, not taking that Mieneke Car Care Bowl loss well.
• The Oregon Ducks, a lesson in recruiting extravagance.
• OJ Mayo stumps for your All Star votes via Faccebook, white guys show ass in return in the comments.
• A big day over at KSK…Dallas FAIL, Pats FAIL, Favre FAIL, Cutler pouty face!
• Lingere Bowl player sues boyfriend over nude cell phone picks, the least sports related yet most important link we’ll post all day.
• Woman of the Week:  Gisele Bundchen.  Her and Brady have reportedly gone all in, but we take solice in the fact that his knee is apparently being healed with bubble gum, pixy dust, and Mr. Miyagi’s soothing hands.  More pics here.