The Shrimpin’ Boat Captain has returned home to the swamp. Fire up the pirogue and someone wake up Bruce Feldman, because the Red Bull express is full steam ahead in search of the golden fleece-lined pelts of 5 star recruits to lay at the feet of The Hat. Orgeron, reportedly, will receive $600K a year and be allowed to wrestle Mike the Tiger whenever he wants.*
*may not be accurate
UPDATE: Entire story may not be accurate. The Shrimper to Rocky Top?
2 responses so far ↓
1 Foster Keats // Jan 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Uhhh, he’s going to Tennessee… great reporting douche bags…
2 Michael Medallion // Jan 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Foster, did you see the update? Great reading douche bag…
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