Let’s be real honest, this is an above average photo essay…we broke out the fancy camera equipment, you know, the stuff we use when taking candid boudoir photos of ourselves (we like feeling pretty, thats no crime!), to document the resurgence of Arkansas Razorbacks basketball in all of its “40 mintues of hell” glory.  A photo essay about Texas athletics that doesn’t involve a man name Quan, dejected Buckeye fans, or a fantastic mullet follows…

 Hog fans welcome the Longhorns into the house that “Everyday Low Prices” built

Handles and Whoopi Goldberg’s Sister Act II hairdo…a double threat guy

Texas closeout FAIL

Superfan checklist…body paint (Check), flag fashioned into a cape (Check), basketball hat/mask (Check), lonely on most Saturday nights (Check)

More players need to rock the “buckshot” on their back, Robert Parrish implores it

How a Ginger should accessorize

We call this one “Prelude to an ill-advised three pointer”

Mandatory gratuitous cheerleader shot

Good to see John Daly has found work during the suspension

Stuff white people like

Jimmy Dykes, continuing the ESPN tradition of fair and balanced journalism

[Photo credits to FOTP insurgent Will Flowers, he's available for weddings people!]