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Hardy Declares For Draft

January 13th, 2009 by Bunkie Perkins · 1 Comment

hardyThe mystery, wrapped inside an enigma, smothered with the tears of SEC quarterbacks, otherwise known as Greg Hardy, Ole Miss defensive end, has declared for the draft.  The suprememly talented but sometimes unreliable Hardy is projected as a late 1st round to 3rd round pick, depending on his ability to locate the proper footwear.

UPDATE:  Now he’s not sure.  Something about his gimpy tootsies needing more surgery.  See above: injured, unreliable.

UPDATE#2:  Schizophrenia!  He’s staying.

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