Bobby Lowder, eliminating all those who don’t fly straight [Photoshop by TZilla]

It has become abundantly clear on the Plains that if you cross heavy handed money man Bobby Lowder, you do so to your detriment.  First there was Tubs, who thought his track record and position following the whole Bobby Petrino Midnight plane run fiasco, would keep him safe from the cash laced axe of Lowder and the Iluminati Board of Trustees.  Tuberville’s assumptions, were obviously proven unwise. 

Then there was NBA legend and Auburn alum Charles Barkley chiming in on Lowder’s hire of Gene Chizik instead of a more qualified african american candidate.  Weeks after the comments, Barkely found himself on the wrong end of a DUI/parking lot felatio combo that cost him his TnT gig and those catchy Fave 5 commercials.  We can all but confirm that Lowder had the Phoenix cops on 24 hour survelance and the young lady who was willing to provide “curbside service” on the payroll.*

Now comes word that the young man that led the student protest against the firing of Tuberville on Auburn’s campus was beaten into “unsatisfactory condition” by a group of what we can only assume are street toughs under the employ of Lowder.*  Clearly insolence and impudent behavior will not be tolerated at Auburn.

But in all seriousness, kid, get well, and Bobby Lowder is a douche…that is all. 

*Probably not accurate