We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend…

• The only known visual evidence that Tebow is mortal.
• Coach O is back in the SEC, and he brought his equally inept league of distinguished coaching gentlemen with him.
• The Cincinnati Bearcats hoops team is prolific.
• NCAA head man Myles Brand has the cancer.  Things do not look good.
• When disgruntled family members attack…Big East hoops style.
• Kurt Warner’s wife, no longer looking like Gozer the Gozarian.
• Anquan Boldin was the only unhappy Arizona Cardinal yesterday.
• Mel Kiper Jr. thinks you are the 6th or 7th best looking girl in this bar.
• What the George W. Bush administration did for sports…we completely blame him for the XFL.
• A homeless man gets on stage and raps…wait, thats Joaquin Phoenix.
• One of the better engagement announcements we’ve ever seen.
• Woman of the Week:  Rachel Bilson.  We watched Jumper for the first time this weekend (I mean, Im not going to go to the theater and fork over 10 bucks to see Samuel L. Jackson with blonde hair…Wesley Snipes tricked me once with that and Im not falling for it again) and we were able to overlook Haden Christianson’s constant smugness long enough to notice the comely (great word, right, yeah, I know) Rachel Bilson.  More here.