[HT: the always good smelling ZSkrilla]
On this the eve of the most hallowed and over marketed celebrations of that kind of love that only a man like R. Kelly could properly coin into melodic phrase (or discrete bathroom session), we offer up one man’s suggestions on how to lure your woman into the throws of passion, with an assortment of beverages (watch your volume people, LANGUAGE!) We think proper hydration is an excellent plan to meet women. You know what else is a great place to meet a girl that will eventually ruin your weekend golf plans and force you to watch some cinematic classic starring Drew Barrymore?…over at the Friends of the Program Facebook group. Just be sure to use protection, we arent sure where all of those people have been.
3 responses so far ↓
1 ZSkrilla // Feb 13, 2009 at 5:10 pm
“Hit that lil’ nigga wit a freeeeze pop!”
2 DS // Feb 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
A Chrome garbage can from Egypt..WOW
3 Godfrey // Feb 15, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Mistic considered juice was funnier than any of the intended jokes.
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