That’s a look of a man who throws caution to the wind. That’s the look of a man who when faced with the oppression of the laws of the good state of Arkansas, will polish off his 8th or 9th Pabst Blue Ribbon and walk proudly into the streets of the Fayetteville night in defiance. That’s the look of a man who when choosing between secluded quiet reflection and public intoxication and anarchy, naturally chooses the latter. That’s the look of a man who knows his limits, regardless if the fine officers of Washington County disagree. That’s the look of a man who knows when he gets out he’s going over to his coach’s house, woo the coach’s daughter, and then leave the coach a note indicating he could have done the same if he just had the stones. That’s the look of a man who is the future of Arkansas football.
[HT to the leader of our Fayettenam sleeper cell, ZSkrilla]
Also, see what an online sports betting fan looks like, after you check it out, find a mirror.
Mallett Arrested [Arkansas 360]
Mug Shot Update: EDSBS does it justice.
Houston Nutt obligatory update: We all know who is to blame for this.