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Andy Kennedy to Plead Guilty

April 15th, 2009 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments

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Entering a plea with reckless annoyance and total disregard for human life

Looks like the whole Andy Kennedy assault on a cabbie caper is going to end with a mild whimper thanks to some fancy lawyer plea bargaining.  Reports have Kennedy set to enter a guilty plea on disorderly conduct charges, which in the relevant code falls under the description of  “reckless annoyance” ( I think I saw them open for Pat Green one time), all stemming from Kennedy’s December arrest for getting into a verbal and alleged physical altercation with a cab driver the night before his Ole Miss squad was set to take on Louisville on national television. 

I’d be failing in my duties to sexy up any post if I didn’t also mention the loss of consortium courtersuit that the substantially cougar’d Mrs. Kennedy brought on the cab driver and an unsuspecting door man for the lack of (insert double entendre’ basketball driving to the hole metaphor here) Andy was doing post incident.

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