I like my offensive linemen to have an appreciation for meticulous romancin’
You know, its hard to meet a nice girl out there these days. You’ve really got to set yourself apart from all the other guys, bring something special to the table, a certain style, a panache, if you will, that will make your star shine a little bit brighter in the cooling night skies of love….Ole Miss offensive line behemoth and rumored target of Nick Saban’s recruiting rath, Bobby Massie does just that by setting his Facebook status to “tremendous” and putting all the ladies out there on notice that he’s a man of principal, a man full of heart and real emotions, a man who wont blow the back out before making sure that you are well hydrated and properly nourished.
UPDATE: Bobby Massie, like a good lover should, leaves you wanting more only to deliver the very next night. After the jump, the full, unabriged version.
What? No hook?
[HT: SnyGuy]
6 responses so far ↓
1 ZSkrilla // Apr 27, 2009 at 9:39 am
Wow, he already got me 4gettin’ I had plans…
2 Μπράβο στον Δημήτρη Ιατρίδη, που όλα τα προλαβαίνει! « Τσουκνίδα // Apr 27, 2009 at 11:58 pm
[...] Bobby Massie is a Hopeless Romantic I like my offensive linemen to have an appreciation for meticulous romancin’ You know, its hard to meet a [...] [...]
3 Bobby Massie, Unabridged « Friends of the Program // Apr 28, 2009 at 8:29 am
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4 ZSkrilla // Apr 28, 2009 at 9:16 am
Whoa whoa whoa…did you get linked to a Russian site? I think you just went GLOBAL!
5 Bunkie Perkins // Apr 28, 2009 at 9:34 am
No, I think that is the Russian Mail Order Bride Service that I called doing a background check. its cool.
6 Godfrey // Apr 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Get a crippled Ruskie. The able bodied ones run off too much.
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