Coach O has one of these at Tennessee but it has 4 wheel drive, an entire wildebeast skeleton as a hood ornament, and a wet bar stocked with red bull and jars of infant blood…you know, for extra energy.
Roll out the red orange carpet. It looks like the Auburn coaches are hoping to dazzle and impress recruits by arriving in the same limo that we rented for our high school’s homecoming dance for their in-state recruiting visits this week (aka the Tiger Prowl). That’s no way to “impress” the Scout Top 100 these days. Where’s the stretch escalade? Where are the 22′s? Where are the strippers?
First stop, Davidson High in Mobile. Second stop, Cosmic Bowling League match in Auburn ($1 to ht2).
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1 College football spring game attendance figures | The Hlog, by Cedar Rapids Gazette Sports Columnist Mike Hlas // Apr 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm
[...] the “Is This Anything?” files, there’s this on Auburn recruiting): If it’s any consolation to you Cyclones, it will be a lot more than 45,381 Tigers followers [...]
2 ZSkrilla // Apr 28, 2009 at 9:12 am
Gah! Everyone knows white limo’s are tacky. WATCH THE OSCARS? I know they get Network TV down there.
3 Auburn: ‘Cruitin’ ‘N Style (Upgrade!) « Friends of the Program // Apr 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
[...] Auburn coaches have ditched the homecoming limo for something with a “touch of class”. Definitely an upgrade from yesterday. [...]
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