The trailers for Tranformers: Revenge of the Fallen hit over the weekend. In some sort of bizarre plot twist we find out that Sam (gnarly handed Shia LeBeouf) has left Mikaela (Megan Fox) in order to attend college. Clearly this installment of Transformers was written by a bunch of Perez Hilton types (so does that mean all of the robots have Paintshopped cocaine residue on their faces?). Lets just go ahead and write this in stone…you dont leave Megan Fox under any intellectual pursuing circumstances, we dont care if Johns Hopkins calls because you have the cure for cancer written on a napkin in your pocket, you stay right there in the embrace of Miss Fox…we bet it feels like warm sunshine and soft labrador puppies.
Insert Michael Bay Explosion Here
May 4th, 2009 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments
Categories: Movies
Tags: Transformers
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