Former Auburn WR and “soon-to-be-former” Tampa Bay Buccaneer Anthony Mix was indicted by a Baldwin County, Ala. grand jury after he allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old girl. You might be thinking, this is ”statutory rape.” You would be wrong (but since we are dealing with the South, I bet you already assumed that). Apparently, sex with a 15 year old girl constitutes only “contributing to the delinquency of a minor” in Alabama. So there’s really no difference between giving the young girl a bottle of Boone’s Farm and having sex with her.
Ahh Alabama, where common sense and decency takes a back seat to the statutory right to conveniently have sex with minors every time.
7 responses so far ↓
1 John // May 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm
People in Alabama are weird. (in a bad way)
2 dee // May 7, 2009 at 5:40 am
ASS the law is the same everywhere. I live in mobile ala. have you ever thought maybe its a lie ass………
3 Justin // May 7, 2009 at 11:58 am
Dee…………what is exactly is a lie ass?? I can see by your grammar you’re from Alabama alright.
4 Chad (From Alabama) // May 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America
The age of consent in Alabama is 16, just like all but 19 states (7 are 17, 12 are 18).
5 Poppa Doc // May 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm
who cares ? I mean, the heifer probably wanted it…no harm, no foul
6 siw // May 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm
you had to bring up:
” girl”
“Auburn”
and
“a bottle of Boone’s Farm” …
where are those Phi Mu pictures, anyway?
7 DiLo // May 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I have heard so many different variations of the laws in the south that it makes my head spin…
Awesome thought: Hit on, and subsequently take home, women that can:
A.) Vote
B.) Buy Tobacco
C.) Buy Alcohol
You should stay out of trouble if you follow those three.
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