You know, you can wax poetic for days on the virtues of toilet paper stick grabber technology all you want. You can show me the handy dandy two-ply handling action, you can show me the sleek and discreet design, you can explain the benefits of the space age polymers and its gentle touch and feel. You can even cart out Grandma, who makes the best oatmeal raisin cookies you’ll ever taste, to tell all the old timers that theres no shame in having a little washroom assistance…but until the moderately hot blonde drops trou and gives us a real life demonstration, Im not buying.
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Godfrey // Jun 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I just really doubt the design. I don’t see how it provides enough torque to handle post-enchilada endeavors.
2 Jason Hartford // Jun 26, 2009 at 7:27 pm
The comfort wipe has proven itself to be a valuable tool in the fight against some of the messiest bombs ever dropped, however it does have problems with corn, maybe if the head rotated it would be better
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