Thank you insomnia and an overactive bladder, otherwise I would have missed Rich Eisen’s cry for sweet lovin’ on Twitter at about 12:30 AM Central Time. Eisen, known on occasion to mix it up, electronically, with the fairer sex, got a little lonely and felt it necessary to let the world know that yes, “I am so horny.” The above is taken directly from the head face man for the NFL Network’s Twitter page early Friday morning. Let’s hope Roger Goodell was still on a mountain somewhere and far away from any sort of internet-capable device so to spare his virgin eyes. That being said, lets cut Eisen a little slack, he has to hang out with alot of men’s men (and Deion Sanders) on a daily basis on that network…we all have needs.
UPDATE: Eisen now claims his account was hacked. A likely story Richard, you sinner!