Now with overly strong, publicly outed virgin king fu grip, naturally.
Thousands of men in the panhandle of Florida just qualified the difference between a doll and an action figure with the inception, albeit probably pretty illegally, of the Tim Tebow Action Figure. For a paltry sum you can have hours of fun fending off the wanting come hither looks of many a Gainesville maiden (well done Clay) and all the while vanquishing foes throughout the south…including whoever voted against him for All-SEC 1st team (its totally Spurrier). Bible and foreskin of a young Filipino boy sold separately.
More of the glorious Tim Tebow action figure pose down after the jump.
[HT: Tigerdroppings]
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[...] You have to be kidding – The Tim Tebow Action Figure Is Real [Friends of the Program] [...]
The Juice // July 24, 2009 at 6:35 am |
I can totally see football uniforms in 4012 looking like that in our post-Flash Gordon society.
Also why is Tim Tebow the action figure wearing makeup?
Bunkie Perkins // July 24, 2009 at 8:08 am |
Nothing wrong with a man wearing a little base to take the shine off…wait, what?